Lissette Semon: These were some of my moms "classics" when I was a kid...1) knock knockwho's therebooboo who?why are you crying?2) knock knockwho's thereOswaldOswald who?Os-wald my bubble gum!3) knock knockwho's there?turnerturner who?turn-er round your face is killing me!4) knock knockWho's there?little old ladylittle old lady who?I didn't know you could yodel!5)Did you hear about the skunk family who went to church?They had to sit in their own pew!...Show more
Elva Batie: What kind of a train carries bubble gum??A Choo Choo train
Elinore Schlinker: Most teenager at this stage experience feeling of insecure ,mixed feeling (wanted to be love) & want u to shown love & concern but no asking their whereabout,or control their behaviour. they wanted to be treated & be respected as like a adult(man) not a child(boy) & wanted to have more Privacy & wanted to be independant.They wanted to hanged out with their friends & Prefer no more parents following them around. ev! en chances of hanging around with family gathering is getting lesser. They're afraid that their friends will laugh at them being mommy's boy i.e. if they still stick too close to family. particularly, they want recognition from their own group of friends & wanted to be included in their 'teenager' activities. Don't worried this is 'cause the hormones is creating confusion to the boys, the boys are growing to be an 'adult' - change of vocal,moustach, pimples ... no guidebook or any guiding angels to help them through this process, so as parents ,we try to be understanding, just listen,established gd communication, have patience... let them know that we are there for them whenever they need us. ...Show more
Corey Rohleder: Knock Knock....who's there? Dwayne...Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub im drowning!!!!!
Cecil Derenzi: knock knockwho's thereinterupting cowinterupting cow ....MOOOOOOOOOO
Edmund Rappley: --- Q: How lots do pirates pay for his or her rings! ? A: A Buccaneer! Q: Why replaced into the broom previous due?! A: It over swept! Q. have been you long interior the wellness facility? A. No, i replaced into the comparable length that i'm now! ---
Salvador Prchlik: What's white, black and red all over? A baby skunk with a diaper rash!
Tereasa Sorensen: My daughter is 12 and she is always angry. She was the sweetest little girl then BAM she turned into a terror. It is the age and the hormones. That is the toughest time of adjustment. Keep loving and keep the stability and in a couple years he will be back to normal.
Brenton Cornwall: A more *open minded approach*It took me a while to get my head around the fact that a 2/3 yo needs virtually everything explained to them .... as any child dose. I wish I would have taken more time back then to actually explain to them as much as I had to for them to understand, why their dinner has to be eaten hot, or why it's time for bed when your not tired !...Show more
Conrad Puleio: As long as they are grasping the shapes and! trying to push them into the holes ( doesnt need to be the right one) but as long as they are trying. The concentration and the try try again manipulation of trying to put the obejct in the right hole will help fine tune the motor skills
Erica Bottaro: For example, what do you think a 1 year old should be able to do with a square box that has shape holes in it with corresponding shape...shapes...to put in the holes?
Patricia Bolduc: http://www.parentinghumor.com/activityecenter/joke...that sites got a ton of jokes.my faves Knock Knock! Who's there? Hutch. Hutch who? Oops, I'm out of Kleenex!...Show more
Keven Drumgole: I don't have a teenager yet! But I do have a 19 year old sister and she is alway's angry and crys sometimes. Most of it is puberty maybe he likes a girl but don't know how to talk to her or maybe he did but she said that she don't like him that way.
Ambrose Mumma: This joke is juvenille, but kinda out dated for a five year old now unl! ess they know who Mario is..Q: What are Mario's over-alls made out of?A! : Denim Denim Denim ( sang like the song from the original Mario bro)
Donovan Stallons: we just got one of those boxes for my son's first birthday about a week ago. No he doesn't put the shapes in the holes, but I'll hold them over the holes and he'll push them in. He also just likes to put all of the shapes in the top of the box, and then dump them all out again. We stack up the blocks and he knocks them down. Sometimes he'll take a shape and try and force it into one of the holes, but even if he were to get lucky to choose the right hole it is always oriented the wrong way. He'll figure it out eventually, that's why we got it for him, to learn. He loves that toy though. He plays with it for a long time and he laughs the whole time....Show more
Jade Ohno: Thumbs down are not from me
Felipa Nosis: How do you make a tissue dance?Put a lil' boogie in it!ahahaha, I love that joke.
Nona Lentini: I also love interrupting cow. Here are a few more good ones! :Q: what do you call batman and robin after they get squished?A: Flatman and ribbonQ:What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?A: time to get a new fenceQ: why did the boy ghost like the girl ghost?A: she was boo-tifulQ: What are the three letters of the pirate alphabet?A: Argh (r) Aye(I) and Booty at easter try the "ether bunny series"Knock Knock...Eather W?Ether bunnyKKSamoaW?Samoa Ether BunniesKKStilmoreW?Stilmore Ether bunniesKKEther netW?I use it to catch ether bunniesKKCargoW?Cargo "beep beep" and run over all the ether bunniesKKBooW?You dont have to cry about it, there will be samoa ether bunnies next year.P.S. 5-year old think you are a genius if you can do "pull my finger"Or something from one of these sites:...Show more
Lauri Ohl: You can relax - no worries if he or she can't do anything at all!!This is too advanced for a one year old. One year olds are just starting to understand object permanence. This means that they see you hide a favorite t! oy under a blanket, they will lift up the blanket to find the toy. Thi! s is an important concept that underlies abstract thinking. It takes a long time to develop, and is the basis for traditional games for babies like peek-a-boo.Many one years old are start to cruise - they hang on to things and sort of walk. A few are walking in a shaking kind of way. They are putting everything into their mouths, and doing a lot of babblling. some may be sayng a few words.They are too young to recognize shapes and fit them into a box. You might like to get a good child development book (anything by Dr. Brazelton is terrific) so you can read along as your child matures.Enjoy your little one!
Dewey Heersink: I have a 17yr old and for as long as I can remember now she has been moody and almost impossible to live with I couldnt get a proper assessment for her in the uk and I still have probs with her yet good luck
Toshiko Reimers: Try to put them in, but not in the correct spot, and if you hold it for them they may push it in. So basically, und! erstanding that the shapes go in the holes.
Damion Oleksa: don't worry about it all teens go through the same thing when i was that age everything botherd me and i always had an attitude but its part of being a teenager dont worry but talk to him and try to have a gud relationship with each other gud luck
Esmeralda Pigram: What do you call a peanut who sits on a train track?Peanut butter!
Darwin Ecton: I would say (just by going off of what I remember our kids doing at that age):--Trying to get the shapes in the holes, but not necessarily making them in the right hole all the time--Stacking a few blocks without them falling over (maybe 2 or 3)--Feeding themselves with a spoon--Turning pages one at a time in a book with thick pages (cardboard, fabric, etc.)--Able to point at body parts (nose, ears, eyes)That's all I can think of lol
Ninfa Asby: I have 12 month old twin girls. They might try to shove the shapes into the holes, but they would not be a! ble to match up which shape goes in which hole. There are not a lot of! problem solving skills happening around here. No offense to Beau, but my girls are pretty normal and not doing most of what she listed.
Hal Palowoda: basically enable him off the hook. might want to mom or Dad be giving him alerts that he must be doing more advantageous effective? he's high quality, some 10 3 hundred and sixty 5 days olds nevertheless vacation over themselves, can't tie a shoe to save their soul or seize a ball or perhaps write their own call, so what? he will quickly because it is his time. My boy change into like that, yet now he's an airplane mechanic and basically left the military after 3 excursions in Iraq and as many excursions everywhere else in the international the position there have been wars and in uncomplicated terms truly one of his helicopters crashed besides the indisputable fact that it change into shot down, so what i'm attempting to say is he will come into his own quickly adequate.
Marya Fehn: well if ur a teen u start 2 h! ang out with friends more than family
Arnoldo Budzynski: Teenage years are very tough. A lot of factors make it more difficult. If a child is an only child or has few siblings his age, it can make him/her more desperate to get away from their family because their parents "just don't understand". The pressures of public or private school can also ad difficulties to the mix. Largely, homeschooled children handle their adolescence with much more grace because they aren't surrounded by other kids putting down their parents and telling them how "lame" they are. I'd be supportive, tell him that you're there for him. Make sure his Dad is talking to him and being open with him (especially about issues like the marital act, drugs, etc.) I'd get to know his friends. I'd be worried if he were hanging out with bad crowds because that can really hurt a child at such a tender age. Good luck. I'm sure it can't be easy!...Show more
Donovan Stallons: My 13 year old son seems to ! either be angry or upset most of the time.we have a stable home life,no! major problems.I had always heard puberty was like this for boys,but I had not dealt with this before.Are anyone Else's teens like this?He does have ADD and takes strattera,but he was like this before the meds as well.Thanks.
Dalila Yoon: could be a small detail or a major issue
Kelly Bistodeau: KNOCK-KNOCK...Who's there?THE INTERRUPTING COW...The interrupt --MOOOOO...-----Why is the sky blue?Because if it was green we wouldn't know where to stop mowing...-----How do you catch a unique rabbit?You 'neek up on him.How do you catch a tame rabbit?The tame way....Show more
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